Ten years from now you'll laugh at whatever's stressing you out today. So why not laugh now? — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Posterity will one day laugh at the foolishness of modern materialistic philosophers. — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Acting is like free therapy! Trying to make people laugh or cry can be inspiring. — Julianne Hough Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream last night...i pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff — Ana Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Rumi says, 'Meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in.' With awareness, know which emotions are in the house, and… — Ian Lawton Copy Share Image
It's great for me to hear those different reactions because when I travel with a movie like this [World of Tommorow], it's… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you're getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
People always like to have a good time and laugh, and, [among] the vast majority of the seven billion people on this… — Jay Baruchel Copy Share Image
I mean, the greatest laugh I always get is, if darkness, right, just overwhelms the Earth one day and Obama had the… — Luis Gutierrez Copy Share Image
You - you alone will have the stars as no one else has them...In one of the stars I shall be living.… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
To look at her, you might not guess that inside she is laughing and crying, at her own stupidities and luckiness, and… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I think women like to laugh, to have doors opened for them, to have a man walk behind them when they're going… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
Poem by Howard A. Walter (Character) I would be true, for there are those who trust me; I would be pure, for… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Let me explain something to you. Look around here. How many people do you count? Sixty, eighty, eighty people? Greeks, Germans, Italians,… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
“She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.” Christian’s mouth drops open in shock,… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
You should often amuse yourself when you take a walk for recreation, in watching and taking note of the attitudes and actions… — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
And exactly how does a miserable face help the war effort?" he asked sharply, his mood beginning to change. "Will a frown… — Stuart Hill Copy Share Image
Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess,… — Rodman Philbrick Copy Share Image
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?… — Homer Copy Share Image
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Each one could be a Jesus mild, Each one has been a little child, A little child with laughing look, A lovely… — John Masefield Copy Share Image
“I am alone even when I'm in the middle of a crowd. I am sad even when I'm laughing hysterically. I am… — Amelia Mysko Copy Share Image
You've got a way with words. You got me smiling even when it hurts. There's no way to measure what your love… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Children's books aren't textbooks. Their primary purpose isn't supposed to be "Pick this up and it will teach you this." It's not… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
You start to find a rhythm and usually if it makes me laugh or comment in the editing room then I knew… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
I'm a straight lady, the best in Hollywood. There is an art to playing the straight role. You must build up your… — Margaret Dumont Copy Share Image
I think good things are happening to me and will continue. I am not optimistic about the rest of the species, but… — Daniel Gilbert Copy Share Image
They’re waiting for you. Go on in.” Adrian leaned close to Keith’s ear and spoke in an ominous voice. “If.You.Dare.” He poked… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We listen. We listen. We move. We sit. It rains. The sun comes out. (there stands a friend) We listen. We laugh.… — Mary Anne Radmacher Copy Share Image
But I couldn't cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
No matter where they are or who they're with, dogs are incapable of being anything but themselves. Show me a dog that… — Meghan Daum Copy Share Image
Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I try to enjoy what I do, and every moment of the life that I have is a blessing. What else can… — Novak Djokovic Copy Share Image
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image