Comedian Quote by Dave Matthews

“So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.” quote by Dave Matthews — Download Open image

“So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.”

Dave Matthews

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings)

Comedian Doctors Ifs Last night Lasts Laughing Night Panthers Pink panther Trying Wonder Work out

More by Dave Matthews

Being able to scream at the top of my lungs in front of people is very therapeutic. It is a great gift for me…

Dave Matthews

Image

She feels like kicking out all the windows And setting fire to this life She could change everything about her using colors bold and…

Dave Matthews

Image

So often we talk about saving the planet, but what we really mean is to save the planet the way it is, so we…

Dave Matthews

Image

I'm from a very politically and socially conscious family. My mother always made a point of making us look at what was going on…

Dave Matthews

Image

She runs up into the light surprised Her arms are opened Her mind's eye is Seeing things from a better side than most can…

Dave Matthews

Image

I see you young and soft oh little baby Little feet, little hands, little baby One year of crying and the words creep up…

Dave Matthews

Image

So let us sleep outside tonight, Lay down in our mother's arms, for here we can rest safely.

Dave Matthews

Image

I don't think everything is going to get peachy ever. But I think we have to fight for what we believe in.

Dave Matthews

Image

So why would you care To get out of this place? You and me and all our friends, Such a happy human race. Eat,…

Dave Matthews

Image

You seek up an emotion and your cup is overflowing, you seek up an emotion sometimes your well is dry

Dave Matthews

Image

To change the world, Start with one step. However small, the first step is hardest of all.

Dave Matthews

Image

I'm partly obsessed by aging gracefully.

Dave Matthews

Image

Explore all 191 Dave Matthews quotes

More Comedian quotes

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you…

Colin Quinn

Image

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put…

Bo Burnham

Image

I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure.

Frank Skinner

Image

The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.

Greg Davies

Image

When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.…

Brad Williams

Image

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary…

Pauly Shore

Image

I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and…

Jim Jefferies

Image

If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that…

Jim Norton

Image

It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

Jeff Ross

Image

I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over…

Jo Koy

Image

Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo. The Book of Woe is a profound, and profoundly entertaining, riff on malady, power, and truth. This book is for those of us (i.e. all of us) who've ever wondered what it means, and what's at…

Gideon Lewis-Kraus