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![“Musalia [Mudavadi] has a much weaker character in person than [Musikari] Kombo, and you know the joke about humble Luhya servants as cooks and watchmen...Anyway, jokes aside, Luhya disunity is a blessing for us and I would never have wanted it any other way.” quote by Raila Odinga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/89d/raila-odinga-22479_blessing_musalia-mudavadi-has-a-much-weaker-chara_98416.jpg)
![“My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily," he said. "You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval." I stared at him. "You made a *joke*." "I have heard this kind of thing may happen...” quote by Robin McKinley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/37c/robin-mckinley-1591_consternation_my-kind-vampires-does-not-surprise-easil_1654431.jpg)
![“I think it's cool to play characters who are very joke-y and yet you can show a total serious, very somber side to them. You don't normally get that in a film - and in a [film] series especially. To be able to do that was really cool.” quote by James Phelps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8be/james-phelps-71781_able_i-think-it-s-cool-to-play-characters-who_2071004.jpg)
