On Monday they went out for a private picnic. On Tuesday they went for a carriage drive. On Wednesday they went to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I think my one of my strengths in standup is my ability to adlib. I do all my best writing on stage.… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because… — Anne Beatts Copy Share Image
Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going… — Donald O'Connor Copy Share Image
I've just done a movie - Albino Alligator - with Viggo Mortensen, who's an actor I idolize. He influenced me in a… — Skeet Ulrich Copy Share Image
The preacher who jests and jokes with his people all week will soon find that he cannot stand in his pulpit on… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
When I worked at The Independent newspaper, I had colleagues who would laugh and say that whenever they picked up the phone… — Maggie O'Farrell Copy Share Image
I think the serious things really are the things that make for happiness--people and things that are compatible, love… So many people… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I live on a ranch in Texas and do my own thing. And I don't care what anyone has to say about… — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
After that [father's death] I never cried with any real conviction, nor expected much of anyone's God except indifference, nor loved deeply… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
When I need to stretch my legs, I can walk across the street to the museum and relax among the illustrations of… — Allen C. Guelzo Copy Share Image
It is not the most distinguished achievements that men's virtues or vices may be best discovered; but very often an action of… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
As far as outlining is concerned, I don't outline humor. I might right down a word or two to remind myself of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news. Oh dear, what's the bad news? asks the patient.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time… — Jenna Lyons Copy Share Image
I learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Writing is for stories to be read, books to be published, poems to be recited, plays to be acted, songs to be… — Frank Smith Copy Share Image
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
All jokes aside, it's a very difficult job playing the straight man. Jason is potentially the most brilliant straight man that ever… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
I have become a giant fan of the testing process, especially with a comedy. I mean, they tell you what's funny. It's… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Even during the promotion I told people that I didn't like Rush Hour. The jokes I didn't understand and the fighting, compared… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
The whole world has become a crowded theater. You could say something here in New York and have it be heard in… — Suzanne Nossel Copy Share Image
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
When my husband had an affair with someone else I watched his eyes glaze over when we ate dinner together and I… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
When it comes to African Americans and African American actors, Hollywood has always felt that if you can make us laugh, that's… — Hill Harper Copy Share Image
I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes.… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
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I try to be personal, but that's not me, either. What seems to work best, and the tweets I enjoy reading the… — John Cho Copy Share Image
She'd stood by that creed. No softness, because the world wasn't soft; lots of laughter, because if you were in on the… — Connie Brockway Copy Share Image
Probably the most difficult scene to film was the one where I'm attacked. I haven't thought about it in a while because,… — Elizabeth Olsen Copy Share Image
I've always been jealous of people who can tell stories really well in a room with a bunch of people. I've never… — Brendan Benson Copy Share Image
You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The majority of the filmmaking process is in pre-production. The more you've planned out the more freedom there is on set to… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke… — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see… — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
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