Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I don't want to go on a date with someone, I just tell them I lost my Visa and Master Card,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
But television, when I was doing it, was all about scoring. You had to make these jokes bang, do whatever you could… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very… — Geoffrey Parfitt Copy Share Image
I think it's cool to play characters who are very joke-y and yet you can show a total serious, very somber side… — James Phelps Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Fun prank idea: Replace all of the songs on someone's iPod with the Kid Bop versions — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the… — Madeleine Stowe Copy Share Image
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because… — Walton Goggins Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there's show tunes and fart noises. — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You have to understand that people feel threatened by a writer. It's very curious. He knows something they don't know. He knows… — Ernest Lehman Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than take on joke seriously in its thoughts… — Anuj Somany Copy Share Image
One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me...… — Duane G. Carey Copy Share Image
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.'… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
My mom says pigs dont eat biscuits¦ So I better take that one out of your hand. — Curly Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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