Internet Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

If the internet was a city, twitter would've been its fair.

— Nikhil Saluja

It kills me a little inside to see you online and you are not talking to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget.

— Nikhil Saluja

I always wanted to know why some people act so different online?

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

— Nikhil Saluja

Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet

— Nikhil Saluja

Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!!

— Nikhil Saluja

I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

The secrets of a happy marriage...Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.

— Nikhil Saluja

On the Internet you can be whatever you want! I mean, besides successful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Bitch please, Your vagina is used more than google.

— Nikhil Saluja

I would go to bed, but then who would use the internet

— Nikhil Saluja

Stop pretending to be stupid on the internet. Just be yourself ... kinda stupid.

— Nikhil Saluja

My internet went down. By which I mean my neighbours changed their password.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you've ever answered a question with, Google it. Go fuck yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know.

— Nikhil Saluja