Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists." — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If there is not laughter in intimacy, it becomes heavy, burdensome, and dull. At my best moments, the love dialogue I try… — Andrew Greeley Copy Share Image
"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Her Majesty to the theatre. The performance took place on a stage erected in the courtyard, and Her Majesty closed in one… — Princess Der Ling Copy Share Image
“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“age is a state of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.” — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college, — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“After that, he drank all the rest of the sherry, and Mr. Hubble drank the port, and the two talked (which I… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“As long as you're not 'gross full,'" Raj said. "That's when you're so full that it's hard to breathe because your stomach… — Christina Daley Copy Share Image
“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
In my creative films, if there was something, some humorous moment that is lost to a non-Korean speaking audience, I'll be very… — Park Chan-wook Copy Share Image
“So what are you supposed to do with it?" He eyed her incredulously. "For real? It's called a butt plug. What do… — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
“Nobody should have to put their boxers in a half rotted chest of drawers.” “Hey. I’ll have you know that the rustic… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence.… — David McIntosh Copy Share Image
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