It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Who ever felt canary yellow and light blue are a suitable color should be tarred and feathered.” — Rae Z. Ryans Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
But I'm saying we are loosing the people who are going to pay my social security. And that bothers me. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
“What chilled my blood was a felt marker outline of a woman on the wall. Hands above the head, where there was… — Grahame Shannon Copy Share Image
He that plays the king shall be welcome- his Majesty shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight shall use his foil… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“You held me down and rammed me so hard I deep-throated you from the other end.” — Marita A. Hansen Copy Share Image
My mentor said, 'Let's go do it', not 'You go do it'. How powerful when someone says, 'Let's!' — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?" Instead of an answer, I was… — K.C. Beaumont Copy Share Image
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they're being subtle… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“He will work off his crudities in time. I rather mistrust young men who slip into life gracefully.” — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its fall, and every night in the presence of… — Micheal Mac Liammoir Copy Share Image
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
