Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
“I cannot see you anymore. Your ego spans higher than the Himalayas.” Sutara” — Eleni Papanou Copy Share Image
“I’ll say, G’day to you, Mr. Ryan!” Catherine said as she quickly closed the door in his face. “Oh, the arrogance,” she… — Diane Merrill Wigginton Copy Share Image
One posthumous measure of a person's life is how often you imagine his impossible return to deal with some event he never… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple… — Dermot Davis Copy Share Image
You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Or should I say that he is like the hand that is able to scratch your itchy parts with the perfect amount… — Memeko Arii Copy Share Image
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Figyeld meg, vannak ilyenek; vörösre bőgik a szemüket a moziban valami gennyes marhaságon, és tízből kilenc a szíve mélyén aljas barom.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So the world was nuts and he'd suddenly discovered a kink for geeks. There were worse things.” — Louisa Edwards Copy Share Image
It seems that for success in science or art, a dash of autism is essential. — Hans Asperger Copy Share Image
It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. — Jimmy Swaggart Copy Share Image
As a writer and as a human being, Susan Dworkin has always had the ability to draw us into new dreams of… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. — Collis Potter Huntington Copy Share Image
“It was the job of people like me to make up reasons, to spin a plausible yarn. And it’s amazing what people… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“Indeed! I am truly glad to hear it. I always always fond of Osborne; and, do you know, I never really took… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
“What are your interests?" "Your son in my room," I said. "Excuse me?" "The sun and the moon," I said. "Astronomy.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.'' ''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You took your clothes off?" "You didn't notice?" "No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you." "If you look under the covers,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
