Funny Quote by Jon S. Lewis Download Open image ““I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.”” — Jon S. Lewis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Humorous Morning
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“Don't do anything stupid." - Oz "Like what?" - Colt "I don't know, but whatever it is, don't do it." - Oz” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I'm actually supposed to meet someone." Oz smiled. "A lady friend? I don't know why I'm surprised. Every girl on campus is talking about… — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
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