Burritos Quote by Hannibal Buress Download Open image “I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.” — Hannibal Buress ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Burritos Delicious Jesus Real Steak
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“The popular and domesticated Jesus, who has become little more than a chrome-plated hood ornament on the guzzling Hummer of Western civilization, can thus… — Brian D. McLaren Copy Share Image
Suppose someone should offer me a plateful of crumbs after I had eaten a T-bone steak. I would say, "No, thank you. I am… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
Jesus does not give recipes that show the way to God. He Himself is the way. — Karl Barth Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an… — Gabrielle Reece Copy Share Image
In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out of Millenium… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
Everybody drinks," she said calmly. The Only Rational One. "Your sister doesn't." When rolled her eyes. "Forgive me, but I'm not going to spend… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it. — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
I played guitar. I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple… — Alan Arkin Copy Share Image
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image