There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin tone. People like,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this minor event, just to… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
