There's no room for failure performing [stand-up] for a black audience. If you don't get them right away it's tough winning them… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I don't even know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time. And you know what?… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up?… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
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