You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Actors, you have to wait for people to give you work, or you have to make your own stuff. But standup, I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I don't even know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time. And you know what?… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
