When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin tone. People like,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I don't believe in cancer walks. Well, I believe in them because they exist but I'd rather just give money straight up… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours. But the late hours… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I don't even know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time. And you know what?… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Actors, you have to wait for people to give you work, or you have to make your own stuff. But standup, I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this minor event, just to… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when I was very young,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up longer than I've been doing anything. It's just learning how to act on camera, trying to get better… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I think right now there's more TV shows than ever. You've got network, you've got cable, you've got Netflix, you've got Hulu,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
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