Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Gorgeous,” he murmured. She chuckled. “Think you’l say that in five months or so? When I waddle like a duck and you… — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“Toad must have been very accustomed to traveling this way, balanced on the back rails of a rushing buggy, but Melena was… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“What would have been the fate of sages if there were no fools?” — Ogwo David Emenike Copy Share Image
“Do you see those dull stars?" She outlined the formation with her finger. "A pentagram," whispered Scott. "Yes, but not just any… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?' — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead. — Mark Harmon Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose.” — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.” — Evan Kuhlman Copy Share Image
“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“I hadn't realized she could shrink... It makes sense now with the tricks Ari was able to perform with her." "She wasn't… — J.T. Bock Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
