“Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times.” — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
“I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me… — Moby Copy Share Image
I learned early on that in the real world, the masks of tragedy and comedy adorn the proscenium of every life. — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
“Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Go didn't like grilled cheese; she was scooping peanut butter out of the jar onto saltines. When a commercial break came on,… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows. Now, my… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“We'll do it live... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE... look, I'll write it and we'll do it live!… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up. I was in a comedy team called Red Johnny And The Round Guy. — John DiMaggio Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't… — Sherilyn Fenn Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
“On a beau tenter de se convaincre qu'une voiture ne peut pas causer de dommages a un mort et qu'il est plus… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You see, that's the thing with conquerors, they cannot stop conquering, for then they would have to start ruling, and my guess… — Gourav Mohanty Copy Share Image
“If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not, in fact, his friends. How else would one learn to… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I feel American comedy is a little too light. World cinema, and Latin cinema, is much more comfortable with darker emotions. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
“How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?' 'It will do well, if it ever… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
With their charm and legendary sense of humor, the British directly or indirectly paved the way for a large number of European… — Jean-Claude Juncker Copy Share Image
