All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I have a great sense of humour. I am teasing, taunting and authoritative. — Suhasini Maniratnam Copy Share Image
What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
I want to keep doing interesting work with interesting people in whatever form that may take, but I want to play the… — Gwilym Lee Copy Share Image
A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
“Jeremy laughed. "Well, there was food, a gift, and you spent your time shopping. I'd say it was a date!" Aiden squinted… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“You could start a fire with the heat between you two." "You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
We're not MTV, we're not teenagers. We kind of have a little bit more of an idea of who we are and… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
Animation is very similar to sketch comedy: you have a short amount of time to do something big and ridiculous and funny. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
I thought 'I've got to be funny' so I just kind of developed a sense of humor. — Carl Nassib Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Pott's beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a… — Sophie Avett Copy Share Image
If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to… — Matt Mitrione Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I had no vote in the making of such a law, and I have no intention of abiding by it, either.” — Jessica McCann Copy Share Image
Without good humour, learning and bravery can only confer that superiority which swells the heart of the lion in the desert, where… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“I'm perfectly discriminating,' he said with a devilish smile. 'How's that? No blondes after Labour Day?' 'I said I was discriminating, not… — Ally Blake Copy Share Image
