Humor Quotes · Page 32

I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end…

— Lil B

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

— Jimmy Carr

Without freedom and without humor, our cultures can't have a healthy evolution.

— Yasmine Hamdan

Kerry Washington is the most fun: she cracks me up! Everyone talks about how drop-dead gorgeous, smart, and fashionable she is, and…

— Darby Stanchfield

“Ayrs let long moments fall away. ‘You’re young, Frobisher, you’re rich, you’ve got a brain, and by all accounts you’re not wholly…

— David Mitchell

“All right, shadow-priest, you've been spying — on what? What state secrets have you learned watching me groom these horses?' 'Only that…

— Steven Erikson

I don't think I said a single funny thing in class between 2004 and 2008.

— Ivo Graham

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

— Abraham Lincoln

“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”

— Roseanne Barr

“If people would read more of these humor books, they wouldn’t need all those self-improvement books!”

— Susan C. Young

It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.

— Doug Benson

“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some…

— Shelly Laurenston

I want to make out-and-out comedy movies.

— Gurpreet Ghuggi

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and…

— Aristotle

If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny.

— Soupy Sales

“How can you wish on a turkey wishbone with a man who is capable of correcting a love letter?”

— Bel Kaufman

“Better than a sharp stick in the eye.”

— James Williams

“Hells, Nori-girl, if the Ell called me on it in council, I'd have to swear by the second moon that you couldn't…

— Tara K. Harper

I was this extremely dramatic actress. And then, suddenly, I was doing comedy.

— Carol Kane

The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?

— Frank Carson

I like human comedies - or dramedies. More than anything, I'm interested in people just dealing with everyday things that are difficult,…

— Judd Apatow

“You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good…

— Jayce O'Neal

My father was a very strong male figure to me as a child. He was very dashing, had a wonderful sense of…

— Mariette Hartley

“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to…

— Lish McBride

Horror comedy - very rare in Bollywood.

— Prabhu Deva