“I'm Kieran. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room,” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, but they still are super confident, and… — Parker Young Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there… — Jack Germond Copy Share Image
“I love Paul O'Neill, but you could not pay me enough to work for him again" one official told me. "the man… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“I notice you didn’t include a blade with your new attire,” Royce said. “Not even a little jeweled dagger.” “Lords no.” Albert… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“One can very agreeably ignore a rain by walking in it. In fact it is when one allows a rain to prevent… — David Markson Copy Share Image
I really enjoy comedy, but I also still really enjoy the drama aspect. So, I don't like to narrow my possible chances… — Erica Durance Copy Share Image
“What kind of one-night stand takes your car the next morning? It’s called the walk of shame, not grand theft auto.” — Piper Rayne Copy Share Image
Laughter attracts joy, releases negativity, and leads to miraculous cures. — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
I love life, and I have a lot of gratitude. There have been a lot of bumps in the road, but my… — Shelley Morrison Copy Share Image
“There was no question that Jorge 'Billy' Nayor liked to get high; he just didn't think of himself as a drug dealer… — Dinosaur in the Park Jorge Nayor Copy Share Image
Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“Well, hell,” muttered Drake. “Do you do that to all the human women?” “No. Usually they’ve already started taking off their clothes… — Shannon K. Butcher Copy Share Image
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The difference between tragedy and comedy is the difference between experience and intuition. In the experience we strive against every condition of… — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
“Cthulhu seems like kind of a wuss if he can be trapped by a sinking island or killed by a boat." "That’s… — Kenneth Hite Copy Share Image
Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed… — Allarefake Copy Share Image
It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
It is true that comedy might not be realistic all the time, but I enjoy doing it. — Sanjay Mishra Copy Share Image
