I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Must I observe you? Must I stand & crouch Under your testy humour? By the gods, You shall digest the venom of… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“But I was starving! You know I always forget my lunch—and who expects me to concentrate on Advanced Manga Drawing Level 2… — Tiffany Fulton Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Many use laughter to hide their tears and anger to hide their fear As you walk through life use your smile to… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Love is nothing but lust, lust, and more lust, with a lot of cheating, lies, and general tomfoolery thrown in. Love is… — Jöns in The Seventh Seal Copy Share Image
“You have some lovely books," she said. "I like the one with the pictures of polar bears." "The books with words too… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
The interesting part about 'Iron Sky' was crowdfunding. It was financed in a very special new way. Timo Vuorensola is an amazing,… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
I love and enjoy vocal performance, but I also have a huge passion for comedy and improv. — Colleen Ballinger Copy Share Image
The Muppet Show is very much seen as an English thing. So for us in the U.K. it is one of the… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
Technological consciousness takes itself dead seriously; it has no sense of humor. The fool can play no role in it, for there… — Donald Phillip Verene Copy Share Image
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
“Strumming a ukulele just right can make you sound like a pro, even if you only know one chord.” — Wilson Villanueva Copy Share Image
I try not to make social consciousness a massive part of my music or comedy because I prefer to be an entertainer… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. — Betty White Copy Share Image
Someone who didn't do comedy might think it was awful to have someone talking about you. But I just love the attention,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
