“The world has a harder time breaking a good sense of humor," John Gramm” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If I could live anywhere, I would live in London. I love London, their comedy scene is awesome. And, also, I want… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver,… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
Whenever I see 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels', a total comedy classic, I get the urge to feel the breeze of the south of… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Part of why I think I have so much fun working in the mockumentary genre is that you can cut to pretty… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
“Not to worry,” said Giordino with humorous detachment. “If the inscriptions prove ancient, they’re probably nothing but a book of ancient recipes.”… — Clive Cussler Copy Share Image
The great thing about 'Weeds' is that everything we do is never quite serious enough to be taken seriously. It always has… — Alexander Gould Copy Share Image
“Terror was the key, of course, for there's a fine line between paralyzing dread and galvanizing fright.” — James Herbert Copy Share Image
“Good find,” Ethan said. “Yeah,” Jeff agreed. “It’s pretty awesome. Like finding the Higgs boson.” Silence. “Aw, no physics fans here? Learn… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“Humor hides pain. The only thing both of them could do was laugh.” — Soroosh Shahrivar Copy Share Image
“I called my friend Pari on the way home. "I need you to do my apt." "I'm not that attracted to your… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that… — Kurt Vonnegut Jr Copy Share Image
“It's not that there is more stupidity. It just has more intrusive ways of presenting itself. It used to be, you could… — Tom Levine Copy Share Image
“Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
“She wondered, ever so hopefully, if among these men she would find her holy grail – what she'd been saving herself for… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
“Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Logically, when Maestro Gott some years ago, after an especially cruel critic had compared him to "a zombie who causes acute depression… — Terje B. Englund Copy Share Image
