I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
