There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image