You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's a weird experience when you're just trying to talk openly about how you think psychedelic drugs and marijuana are beneficial, or… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
