Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?" — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's a weird experience when you're just trying to talk openly about how you think psychedelic drugs and marijuana are beneficial, or… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image