A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
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