Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?'… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?" — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
