People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the opportunity to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image