I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image