The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
