Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?" — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There's a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. "Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things." The idea… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I love coming to D.C. I think it's a very unusual city. It's so fascinating that it's this weird place that everything… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's a weird experience when you're just trying to talk openly about how you think psychedelic drugs and marijuana are beneficial, or… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
