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Got Pregnant Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

10 Got Pregnant quotes by Nikhil Saluja

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Pregnancy brings a mix of surprise, anticipation, and reality checks, and Nikhil Saluja’s ten short reflections touch on those feelings without overwhelming you. It’s a modest yet thoughtful snapshot for anyone looking for a quick, honest take on that life‑changing event.

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If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete

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If Men Got Pregnant: There would be a cure for stretch marks.

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If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him.

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If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

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If Men Got Pregnant: Men would be eager to talk about commitment

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If Men Got Pregnant: Women would rule the world!

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If Men Got Pregnant: All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective

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If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem

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If Men Got Pregnant: Men wouldn't think twins were so cute

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If Men Got Pregnant: Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.

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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

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I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.

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Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

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Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

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I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

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In case of emergency , Break Dance!

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Oxymoron: She's Smart.

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Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

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I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

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You are the love of my twitter

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Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

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Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!

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