If your girlfriend is gaining weight, support her to walk 5 miles a day. In just a month she will be 300 miles away. — Zhat Copy Share Image
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Most of all, I want to be known as Barbi Benton, the singer, not as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend. — Barbi Benton Copy Share Image
I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott Copy Share Image
It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London. — Simon Taylor-Davis Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. hehehe lolz its true why cry for this??… — Kimmy :0 Copy Share Image
A girlfriend that tells thirsty guys that she got's a boyfriend is a real lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard you've been having some problems with your girlfriend." Headmistress Northcutt says. "No," I say. "Not at all." Audrey broke up… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed… — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the… — Matthew Sweet Copy Share Image
You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
I lost a girlfriend when I was in my 30s. She was 46. It all sounds so trite, but I put a… — Samantha Bond Copy Share Image
The answer came to me before I'd even finished asking myself the question. I couldn't be Mason's girlfriend because when I imagined… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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“David." "Nobody home but you and me," he said, nibbling at her jaw, her throat, her mouth as he guided her out… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff,… — Jeff Perry Copy Share Image
“The ceremonial oat tour." She reaches in the shopping bag and takes out the milk bar with almonds, ripping it open. "It… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
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If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good. — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
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I have a boxer and I'm getting another boxer. I have a girlfriend, Gabby Granado, who lives with me as well. — Gary Woodland Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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![“I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff, um, I'm gonna pretend this is real easy and not a problem, but I've never done this at all.' And so you know, we were awkward for a while. And then he said, 'Let's go for it. Come on…” quote by Jeff Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e74/jeff-perry-25386_amount_i-get-cast-gay-a-fair-amount-throughout_819900.jpg)
