Girlfriend Quotes · Page 39

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.

— Jack Nicholson

“One of the strangest experiences I had in life was watching my professional astronomy girlfriend turn into a lesbian.”

— Steven Magee

I have no tolerance for people that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends/boyfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo

— Anonymous

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.

— Nicole Richie

My rule is you want someone whos got both feet on the ground. An ideal girlfriend might be someone who works in…

— Wentworth Miller

We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about.

— Catherynne M. Valente

I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend.

— L'Wren Scott

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come…

— Yoko Ono

“A boyfriend should treat you like a girlfriend, not like a princess. Stop expecting so much from guys & maybe you won't…

— 69rascal

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.

— Amy Winehouse

The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and…

— Ellen Page

“I love you. I love you a thousand times. I love you an irrational number. And I will continue to love you…

— Kamand Kojouri

How many solutions are found to family problems if we take time to reflect? If we think of a husband or wife…

— Pope Francis

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.

— Deion Sanders

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing…

— Rebecca Romijn

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

— Carrie Fisher

All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in.

— Lola Kirke

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good…

— Spalding Gray

What scares me? Bears. And sharks. And my girlfriend.

— Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein

I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.

— Liam Payne

“She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I’m going to take her home and fuck…

— Ani San

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a…

— Scott Foley

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

— Joe Rogan

“He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light.”

— Amit Kalantri