A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! — Zac Hanson Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every… — Wilmer Valderrama Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they're my sisters and my family. — Elizabeth Olsen Copy Share Image
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited. — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet Copy Share Image
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. — Kevin Connolly Copy Share Image
“I dunno." She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. "I still think that Brett guy is cute."… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every morning I wake up, smile and pray God to bless your day. You are now part of me and I will… — Every Morning I Wake Up Smile And Pray God To Ble Copy Share Image
The Greatest Thing Of All Is When A Guy Is After Your Girlfriend And Your Sure He's Not Gonna Get Her — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Never propose anyone unless You really know they too are in love with you like You do..., that relationship rarely lasts...... — Nushra Copy Share Image
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can… — Logan Lerman Copy Share Image
“Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
You don't need a perfect boyfriend or girlfriend . All you need is one who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
