“You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.” — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet. — Megadeth Copy Share Image
Sure, yes, there are smoking-hot girls. But my girlfriend's smoking hot, my wife, whatever. — Andy Grammer Copy Share Image
Just because I smile doesn't mean I am not broken because smile is the best mask you will ever have. — LMonika Geidane Copy Share Image
“Kishan is capable of a great many things, and girlfriend stealing is at the top of his list of skills.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Love is not about presents, kisses, hugs, cards, text messages, late night calls or sex. But they do boost up the connection. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between saying you treat your girlfriend right and actually meaning it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would say my relationships have always affected my music. Each one. I wrote most of my great songs, that I'm still… — Kevin McCall Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of movies being made about women, period. Most of the time, the roles that are available are the… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that.… — A. J. McLean Copy Share Image
The best advice I never got. I don't know if it would have done any good, but to be more confident with… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for… — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
Why don't we talk anymore? He asked confused. I can't talk to you. She said tears running down her cheek. But why?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Osho used me and Shunyo (my girlfriend at the time) as an example of how he envisioned men and women should relate.… — Swami Anand Milarepa Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You was a crocodile and i was always looking for you with fear. Your teeth were… — Kattie Belgar Copy Share Image
“Shane was sitting on the curb next to the old, cracked gas pumps, eating a candy bar. Claire plopped down next to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
I've done a road trip across Italy with a girlfriend, and that was very romantic. I think that road trips are probably… — Christopher Egan Copy Share Image
“Even though he had blue hair and tatoos and wore leather jackets and worked in a record store, he wanted to marry… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
Nothing's wrong, she said, everything is just being over-exaggerated, she said. I was there for you in time of need, in time… — The Empty One Copy Share Image
“don't worry when you see your x with there boyfriend or girlfriend come on friends Learn to donate your old toys” — vishal rana Copy Share Image
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri What do women want? She has been talking nonstop for the last two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hand in hand or miles apart, a girlfriend like you forever stays in my heart. — Mahmoud El Hallab Copy Share Image
Girls are sensitive,they overthink every little things and they care way more than they should,but thats what makes their love so strong.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski Copy Share Image
You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I hate boys who think they can just control there girlfriend! Just wait until she finds someone better...dick! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every kind of relationship needs encouragement from both parties. Be it marriage, dating, friendship, enmity etc.” — Nike Thaddeus Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The music is my only girlfriend who's never break my heart ,so this why I chose to marry her forever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
Never saw the point in looking through your girlfriend or boyfriend's phone. Thats like knocking on the devils door. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“I came to pen another poem for you, but even every unwritten poem is you.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
