I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
S boy is insecure with his girlfriend when he knows someone else can treat her better — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse — Erick Otieno Copy Share Image
Are you willing to give up what you love, for who you love? Or lose your girlfriend to groupie love. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like a phone without Service, all you can do is play games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I have frontal-lobe epilepsy. I have visions. They have slowed down as I've gotten older, but I still have… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr.,… — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR,… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Here is how you meet women: You tell the girls you are friends with - the ones in relationships - that you… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
Every morning I wake up, smile and pray God to bless your day. You are now part of me and I will… — Every Morning I Wake Up Smile And Pray God To Ble Copy Share Image
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
Even though you think you could die for him, it's really not worth it. It makes you miserable for him to think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you're in this vulnerable state where you're still kind of half in… — Sam Palladio Copy Share Image
It's about the girlfriend who left me last year. I tried to put all my anger in those words, even though I'm… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Bob grinned. 'Wear that white swimsuit you bought last week, OK?' he said. 'I want all the other guys to wish you… — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
Why would it change us if we go from best friends to boyfriend and girlfriend we already act like we go out… — Shar-rae Copy Share Image
Let us not compare Edward Snowden's situation with that of Chelsea Manning or Jeremy Hammond, who is also imprisoned in the United… — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
For a spy novelist like me, the Edward J. Snowden story has everything. A man driven by ego and idealism - can… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“I dunno." She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. "I still think that Brett guy is cute."… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff .” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is really good at texting and driving aka risking our lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a… — Grace Metalious Copy Share Image
“Let us remember to always rediscover one another because we are forever changing.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one. — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are. — Kashumba Kanyeba Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter. — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
Only a TRUE lover never changes his walking talking style and all that behavior, if he found girl next to him is… — Suyog Rajwal Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont look for a girl that can be the best Girlfriend, look fo a girl that can be your Bestfriend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
“An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
