I have the most beautiful girlfriend<3 She's so amazing and if I ever hurt her (which I won't do) you all can hurt me <3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is loyal, don't treat her like shit. Because when you see her happy with someone else, you'll regret it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is what happeneds when you're good in bed. that is my back after I got done with my girlfriend. :) — Simpleman Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink. — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or… — Moby Copy Share Image
It should never be a choice between friends or boy/girlfriend. They should compliment each other, not complicate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I knew being your girlfriend wouldn’t have many perks. I still owe you things.” “You have plenty of perks,” I tell her.… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend,… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
It's like going back to an old girlfriend you're happy you got away from. You wouldn't replace the experience at all. I'm… — Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Copy Share Image
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Some bitch? She was my girlfriend for eight months. It's so ugly when girls call each other that word." "Oh, my god,… — Melissa Albert Copy Share Image
Although we are apart frm each ota...but he still love me...although we are far from each ota ...but he make me feel… — Honey Babe Copy Share Image
She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose. When she reached… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The super-powered girlfriend for [Doctor] Strange wasn't in the first issue. There's a lot of backstory required for her, which is one… — Kevin Feige Copy Share Image
Realizing that other people have a problem with [homosexuality] was the weirdest thing for me. As a kid it wasn't even something… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
I love the fact that you were always there for me. I love the fact that you always had a smile on… — Sinahi Martinez Copy Share Image
Everyone was talking about having airplanes disappear. And I said, "Wait, wait, wait. That's what you like? I'd tell you a story… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
After my last girlfriend broke up with me, I looked at how our relationship had gone and how my previous relationships had… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
I talk about folding it in often with Althea, my girlfriend. She's getting her doctoral degree at Berkeley and she talks about… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally. If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally.… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
She might be my ex girlfriend but that doesn't mean you tave to talk all bad about her — Phee The God Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase. — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
When your old girlfriend says... You'll never find anyone like me... just smile and reply... that is the point... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I'm someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don't always say they look… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
She's my best friend but I love her more than a friend. I hope that faith pulls us closer together. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
Pay attention to how your girlfriend treats her family, eventually that's how she will treat you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I've always been very clear: I never want to be known just as somebody's girlfriend. — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like,… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is pretty and a lot of guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her right.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image