Girlfriend Quotes · Page 41

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

— Anthony Jeselnik

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a…

— Rick Riordan

I'm honestly kind of scared of horror films. My girlfriend always tries to expose them to me. Being in a scary movie…

— Chris Carmack

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

— Niall Horan

“Just like the way you date in relationship and become convinced before you give a partner your heart, you got to date…

— Israelmore Ayivor

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

— Demetri Martin

I've always felt a bit of an outsider. It used to worry me that, in terms of TV, I did not look…

— Miranda Hart

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

— Gene Simmons

I thought that I was going to be Mrs. Michael Jackson, but I was ready at 20 and 21 to get married,…

— Stephanie Mills

We all have our tastes and our type...[But] for me to say 'You're beautiful', I can only say that to my girlfriend.…

— Kellan Lutz

Like I said, some people think it’s weird that my best friend is a girl. Sometimes I think it’s weird, too. Mostly…

— Michael Thomas Ford

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months,…

— Albert Finney

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

— Dane Cook

The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who…

— Ariel Pink

To make a girl fall in love with you, you need to make her laugh, but every time she laughs I am…

— Sushan Sharma

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

— Dana Gould

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.

— Derek Sivers

None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn…

— Isaac Hanson

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!

— Niall Horan

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Dear diary: I was called by a guy telling me to stop seeing his girlfriend: then the question I asked was which…

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

— Dmitry Tursunov

“I spent all night weaving a poem for you to wear. You look so beautiful when you wear my light.”

— Kamand Kojouri

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and…

— Michael Franti

My first kiss was with a girlfriend. And it was at a party. I think I was hopeful that that would happen,…

— Tyler Blackburn