I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because… — Boris Becker Copy Share Image
My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers Copy Share Image
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. — Tim Walters Copy Share Image
My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you say your girlfriend I'm fine, but he knows that there is a disaster coming hahaha — Zakaria Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend when I was about 13 but we didn't stay together for very long and I've not really been… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her… — Ally Blake Copy Share Image
Initially I was very encouraged. Unfortunately, the mainstream media now seems far more interested in what I said when I was 17… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is for two AMAZING PEOPLE in my life:) My twin and her bf - my friend James, love you two sooooo… — Rachel Copy Share Image
When a girl loves a guy.., so truely anh wholeheartedly.., she becomes very possessive.., and whatever happens she'll never ever let go… — Nushra Copy Share Image
It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the things I've tried to do with my life is redefine the boundaries that I think are very limiting. I'm… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
That movie was my girlfriend. That was my girl." I knew there was going to be initial anger. As a matter of… — Craig Brewer Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
“Here goes. See, my boyfriend and I decided to stay together for the summer, you know, even though he had to go… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I definitely feel like it took me a while to learn the baseline things you have to do if you want people… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
U buy ur girlfriend a 4ne, Another guy buys her Airtym, Thats division of labor. U buy her Nika another guy removes… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
I think that the work that's left to be done - and I see the end in sight at this point -… — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
I really enjoy touring period! I had another band called Killing Machine, we went out on tour which was only fifteen shows… — Tracii Guns Copy Share Image
“Am I your girlfriend?” “Of course.” Like it was the most obvious thing in the world.” — Amber L. Johnson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was… — Malcolm Morley Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
A girlfriend and Cannabis are alike,exist and resist your body along with emotions . — Kavinder Kanwar Copy Share Image
I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. — Nick D'Aloisio Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I want to be your moon who will give light when your world becomes dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
Never propose anyone unless You really know they too are in love with you like You do..., that relationship rarely lasts… — Nushra Copy Share Image
Their friendship was more important than any relationship. Guys would come and go; girlfriends were forever. — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
“Suki is the nation’s ideal girlfriend, a woman for whom bubbliness is a way of life, verging on a disorder.” — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
