Girlfriend Quotes · Page 44

I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.

— Riccardo Tisci

“Everywhere I go, your beauty spills into my day. The trees were never this verdant. The birdsong never this sweet.”

— Kamand Kojouri

“Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. there always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again”

— 69rascal

I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship.

— Gian Lewis

Don't make your girlfriend jealous. It will unleash a crazy you've never seen before.

— Anonymous

Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember…

— Salman Khan

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

— Daniel Tosh

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.

— Amy Winehouse

I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum…

— Ashley Tisdale

The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who…

— Ariel Pink

I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with…

— Britney Spears

I don't think there is just one Louis Vuitton woman. That is why, for the fall/winter 2011 show, I loved the idea…

— Marc Jacobs

My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and…

— Keith Murray

I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor,…

— Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses…

— Green Monk

My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters…

— Nate Ruess

Shortly before my arrest, my girlfriend at the time, who's now my wife of ten years, told me she was quitting drugs…

— Christian Hosoi

When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in…

— Aisha Tyler

Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her…

— Thom Yorke

“Hello?" I say, sounding upbeat, and like I'm happy to be on the phone. I decide to pretend it's my imaginary girlfriend.…

— Lauren Barnholdt

I have to say, though, that somebody pointed out to me on YouTube that Conan O'Brien was being interviewed, and he was…

— Brent Spiner

I'm not the perfect girlfriend, I'll yell at you,I'll get jealous,I'm stubborn. I over think. I PMS. I get Insecure. My moods…

— Jhiess Krieg

I have definitely been in experiences where my girlfriends have outgrown me and that's ok and I think that I should be…

— Adrienne Bailon

I feel there's so much pressure, especially for women, to declare what their life's going to be and what their career is,…

— Kristen Wiig

If my girlfriend doesn't like a certain girl, I DON'T talk to that girl. Call it being whipped, I call it being…

— Anonymous

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I…

— Charles Kuralt

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.

— Idunno

Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife.

— Anonymous

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he…

— Rachel Caine

I've always been told whoever has me as a girlfriend is going to be lucky, I think I can agree, but only…

— Anonymous

“My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She’s tied up in the trunk this very moment.”

— Jarod Kintz

People can be replaced at any given point of time, but there is no substitute for a human touch.

— London Mond

Never make your girlfriend crying cause it will be ironic if someone else wipe her tears

— Alvin

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's…

— Dave Attell

If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't make Your girlfriend jealous with Other girls :\ But make other Girls jealous With your Girlfriend ;)

— Linda

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

— Anthony Jeselnik

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

— John Green

“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.”

— Kamand Kojouri