At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If me and my girlfriend were fighting and she began to cry,I would just shutup and hold her. - Justin Bieber — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Call your girlfriend. It's time you had the talk. Give your reasons, say it's not her fault...but you just found somebody new. — Robyn Copy Share Image
If you marry a stranger, then you will get respect, but if you marry your girlfriend, then you will get nothing exempt… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? It's like throwing away your diamond, and picking up a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue” — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
“Trying to shoot your girlfriend is a pretty solid way of saying 'It's Over” — Kelley York Copy Share Image
I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up.… — Noah Wyle Copy Share Image
In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was a Vietnamese kid with a mullet hair cut. I had all Westie mates, and, geez, a Vietnamese guy with a… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up,… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My… — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
“But, I tell you this, there is no way a man as man as him swings for the rainbow. No way. Shame… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“You told me this wasn't a formal date when you invited me to come. Why should I care if you have a… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the car… He gave her an incredulous look. “Obviously… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
“Well.” I’m quiet for a few seconds, weighing whether I’m about to make a giant mistake. Probably, but I plow ahead anyway.… — Karen M. McManus Copy Share Image
“I can say this because she’s my girlfriend, even if, at the moment, she’s only my girlfriend in secret - Eliza has… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
I have since talked to some of my girlfriends sexual assault and found out that they had their own experiences that they… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If you're in court being charged with a felony, you're probably going to be… — Monica Raymund Copy Share Image
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Am a Good Bwoi and I like to put things back where I got them from, when I am done using them...so… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else. — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
I hate 'girlfriend' because it sounds so temporary. It's very junior high. — Diana Taylor Copy Share Image
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers?” — Gabby Rivera Copy Share Image
Every time I take out my girlfriend for dinner, everyone stares.. Let us be. Where like everyone else, the only difference is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record… — Elliott Smith Copy Share Image
I know that in my life my girlfriends are one of the most important relationships I have going through the good times… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Everything you ever thought you needed from your boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, is already YOU. — Lee Levy Copy Share Image
She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me. — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still… — Manti Te'o Copy Share Image
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who… — Wissam Al Mana Copy Share Image
If you can't make her a wife, don't make her your girlfriend. Because either you will leave her or marry her. — Serenity Karma Copy Share Image