Who needs a girlfriend when you can just be good friends with all the women you are attracted to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
They ask me what I see in you and I smile. Then I look down and say nothing because I don't want… — Amanda Copy Share Image
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend will remain loyal, text you everyday, fight with you, care about you, listen to you and love you like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every guy has their perfect dream girl. But for me, my dream girl isn't perfect. But she has potential to be great,… — Blake Toth Copy Share Image
My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Even thou money cannot buy happiness, but it is necessary in keeping your girlfriend forever. Relationships are expensive Boy. What do you… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
“Oh. That. Look, that was a time long time ago. That’s not going to happen this time. I’m clean. I just want… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I don't think there is just one Louis Vuitton woman. That is why, for the fall/winter 2011 show, I loved the idea… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth,… — FKA twigs Copy Share Image
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Our relationships are like sandcastles upon a shore. We know that a wave will eventually come and destroy it. Yet... we keep… — Sylvia Fox Copy Share Image
Without my women friends, I wouldn't know anything. They've been my teachers and my mothers. My mother was a wonderful person, but… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human.… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
If only girls knew that sexy lies beyond their body. Sexy isn't determined by just looking at her body. Sexy is made… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I was a tomboy growing up and then fell into the world of theatre and musical theatre. A girlfriend introduced me to… — Kathryn Budig Copy Share Image
There was this really rock n' roll guy who was very obviously dragged to my concert by his girlfriend. He had tattoos… — Lou Doillon Copy Share Image
I never want to lose you , but if I have to I would choose you, you're the one that I hold… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile,… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it… — Wale Copy Share Image
I'm proud of having a girlfriend; it just doesn't have anything to do with my music. — Romy Madley Croft Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't need a girlfriend my studies irritates me everyday, that's enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder how it feels to have to take your girlfriend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
You're my Baby, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right my pain, my happiness, my everthing. You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It sucks when youre the other woman & you see pictures of the guy & his girlfriend being 'happy.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of taking full advantage of having eight women at once, I spent all my time trying to find a real girlfriend. — Nick Heyward Copy Share Image
It's great to have female characters that have depth that you can explore instead of being the decoration or the girlfriend or… — Madchen Amick Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You are so obsessed with your boyfriend, and he treats you like dog crap. Come on now, let's get it together girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
