Girlfriend Quote by Mack Brown

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like…

— Lindsay Lohan

My wife gets so mad at me because I don't like to cook on the grill.

— Nick Saban

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

— Jacob Braude

Never go in a place that you wouldn't take your wife.

— David Gene Gibbs

Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst…

— Michelle Wolf

By doing the comedy you don't get heckled by your own wife.

— John Bishop

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed

— Geoffrey Gorer

It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun.

— Evan Dando

I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order…

— Kate Beckinsale

My fiancee and myself watch this show called 'The Good Wife.'

— Roy Hibbert

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday.…

— Denis Leary

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

— P. J. O'Rourke