Comedy Quote by John Bishop Download Open image “By doing the comedy you don't get heckled by your own wife.” — John Bishop ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Doing Humor Marriage Own Wife Your
Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to. — Fougasse Copy Share Image
A woman shouldn't heckle. In the public eye, you have to represent not only you but your spouse, too. You have to be a… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
Often it's seen as empowering if you're cleverer than the men, or more aware - then you're giving the woman a great strong role.… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
If you're going through a divorce and you're in a comedy you have to find some way to find the funny side of things… — Alan Ruck Copy Share Image
Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is, you can't do comedy unless someone is behaving badly. Otherwise, it's not a comedy. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like… — Tina Fey Copy Share
When you are doing comedy, you need to get the right reaction from your partner. — Upasana Singh Copy Share Image
You know what I mean, I'm not Tom Cruise. I can act as long as the character happens to look and sound a lot… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I'm the type of bloke who gets a flatpack cabinet from Ikea, puts it together without reading the instructions, then gets the drill out… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
We live on a two week cycle in our house so if I go away for two weeks, it's too long. And if I'm… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
There's no slowing down but I've got to be honest, I'm probably not going to learn French. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I started at 34 and I didn't go full time until I was 40. When I say started, I mean the first time I… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do comedic acting because I don't think I am very good at it. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
What I found absolutely the best thing about comedy is it's a little club. You find yourself part of this strange needy society of… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
When I was 10 I had a bone disease called osteomyelitis; they said if they didn't operate, I had 24 hours to live. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
