A nice word does not always please a girl. Case in point, I can't understand why she gets mad everytime I call… — Megz Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend knew how much my stubborn heart really cares for her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to yo girlfriend n**** lately she distracting me, wonderin if I'm the best, Well-I-AM..., no Black Eyed Peas — Drake Copy Share Image
For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The best relationship is composed of an understanding girlfriend together with a loyal and honest boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude gtfo, you and your girlfriend JUST broke up, I am most definitely not your rebound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a lot of girlfriends who are struggling out there to find good men. — Britt Robertson Copy Share Image
If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up.… — Noah Wyle Copy Share Image
In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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I was a Vietnamese kid with a mullet hair cut. I had all Westie mates, and, geez, a Vietnamese guy with a… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up,… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My… — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
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“But, I tell you this, there is no way a man as man as him swings for the rainbow. No way. Shame… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
Its hard when u see ur best friend with his new girlfriend and they are laughing and cuddling... You stop and think,… — Shelby Blackmon Copy Share Image
I guess I was about 15. I wore glasses at the time, and I remember [first girlfriend] sitting on the floor at… — George Michael Copy Share Image
When I train, I love to take time off and fly to the Natural History Museum or an exhibition. I just love… — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
“I love you," I said, gripping the back of her neck and bringing her mouth to mine. My hand trailed down her… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
People assume, because I'm Hef's girlfriend, that I'm a Bunny and I'm a Playmate and I'm a centerfold, but they're different things.… — Holly Madison Copy Share Image
In her excellent, entirely readable Richard Wright, Hazel Rowley accomplishes what [previous biographer] Michel Fabre would have liked to do with once-guarded… — Darryl Pinckney Copy Share Image
Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
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“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Far too often, I read a script where the girls are the girlfriend or the set dressing. — Jurnee Smollett-Bell Copy Share Image
How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I'm a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman. — Omarion Copy Share Image
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Dear Girls, if a guys pauses a video game just to text you back. Marry him. — Annonymous Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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A real girlfriend or boyfriend wouldn't have a problem giving you their passwords because they shouldn't have anything to hide. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.” quote by Noah Wyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3b0/noah-wyle-18485_beats_if-this-were-a-hollywood-studio-film-i-w_980251.jpg)
![“I guess I was about 15. I wore glasses at the time, and I remember [first girlfriend] sitting on the floor at a party, one of those school parties where everyone is getting off with each other. I remember her taking my glasses off and saying something very complimentary about my eyes or whatever…” quote by George Michael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c2c/george-michael-1332_convinced_i-guess-i-was-about-15-i-wore-glasses-at_267192.jpg)
![“In her excellent, entirely readable Richard Wright, Hazel Rowley accomplishes what [previous biographer] Michel Fabre would have liked to do with once-guarded letters, aging witnesses, previously unidentified girlfriends. . . . Mostly, Rowley concentrates on telling Wright's very powerful story.” quote by Darryl Pinckney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/344/darryl-pinckney-19796_accomplish_in-her-excellent-entirely-readable-richa_1194431.jpg)
