A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! — Zac Hanson Copy Share Image
Boy: Bitch! girl: Ha. I've been called worse. boy: Like what? girl: Your girlfriend — Tadoe Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they're my sisters and my family. — Elizabeth Olsen Copy Share Image
“If love weighs you down and casts a shadow on your life then it isn’t love. Love is light and makes you… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
When I need a break, a date night with my husband or a night out with girlfriends always does the trick. — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very wrong or very, very right. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Dont look for a girl that can be the best Girlfriend, look fo a girl that can be your Bestfriend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of movies being made about women, period. Most of the time, the roles that are available are the… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
The best advice I never got. I don't know if it would have done any good, but to be more confident with… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that.… — A. J. McLean Copy Share Image
I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed… — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the… — Matthew Sweet Copy Share Image
“There is an English expression: 'high-maintenance girlfriend,'" Csongor remarked. "Now, of course, Zula is not my girlfriend. Probably never would be, even… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Having a broken heart is like falling off a horse. Most people will get back on, but some walk away too afraid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there are many feminists who would say that I am not a feminist. I love women, I have a lot… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Never ever break our heart , cause we really can destroy you apart , you tell us you love us , and… — InFinity Copy Share Image
“I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nicely." I… — Liz Reinhardt Copy Share Image
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I don't know anyone who has described that terrible yearning for ecstasy and immolation through music as lucidly as Sean Madigan Hoen… — Jaimy Gordon Copy Share Image
All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a… — Grace Metalious Copy Share Image
“Let us remember to always rediscover one another because we are forever changing.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one. — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter. — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are. — Kashumba Kanyeba Copy Share Image
Only a TRUE lover never changes his walking talking style and all that behavior, if he found girl next to him is… — Suyog Rajwal Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. hehehe lolz its true why cry for this??… — Kimmy :0 Copy Share Image
A girlfriend that tells thirsty guys that she got's a boyfriend is a real lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good. — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
Love is a simple 4 letter word but means so much if its coming from the right person — Robert Escalate Copy Share Image
I have a boxer and I'm getting another boxer. I have a girlfriend, Gabby Granado, who lives with me as well. — Gary Woodland Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
