If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
I wanna be the one you look at, smile, then say to your friends, That's her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
RELATIONSHIPS fail because GIRLS love too MUCH and BOYS love too MANY! -- Or OPPOSITE! — Jhoni13 Copy Share Image
That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
“All I need to do is place my pen against paper and your love writes for me.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Breaking up with your Chinese boyfriend/Girlfriend because it feels Wong___ :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me we can not be in a relationship because we have nothing in common. I said okay but we… — Granit Mavriqi Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy could give his girlfriend is: his time, his attention and his love. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for… — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr.,… — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR,… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Here is how you meet women: You tell the girls you are friends with - the ones in relationships - that you… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I would say my relationships have always affected my music. Each one. I wrote most of my great songs, that I'm still… — Kevin McCall Copy Share Image
Have you ever been in love your best friend? because I have and I wished that I told him that!!! but now… — Sha'ronda Johnson Copy Share Image
I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I… — John Lloyd Young Copy Share Image
When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just… — Jenson Button Copy Share Image
“The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Being a girlfriend is not just about being beautiful and attractive for your guy. Its not just about letting him chase you,… — Kayla Copy Share Image
Like I said, some people think it’s weird that my best friend is a girl. Sometimes I think it’s weird, too. Mostly… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
I think my ideal man would speak many languages. He would speak Ibo and Yoruba and English and French and all of… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
I'm happy because - I'm not doing anything deceitful, I think, to my family. I'm successful because I don't have to sleep… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I definitely shut down sometimes. I always just go into my own little cocoon and write, and I surround myself with as… — Tristan Wilds Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am the ex who your girlfriend will stalk, who your mother will miss and who you hated to lose — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'The Girlfriend Experience' was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities. — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
When I'm in a relationship it's me and my girlfriend against the world, but once the world is to much of a… — G-Fwea D Copy Share Image
Those's Text you wake up to that make your morning & put a smile on your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Take me when I'm wild. Take me when I'm free. Take me for me and I will take you as you want… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive. — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you be my temporary girlfriend? No matter how long I stay I will always love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. — Yuvraj Singh Copy Share Image
Im single because my controller would still get touched more than my girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call your girlfriend. I think it's time you talked. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
