If ur Girlfriend switches from IPhone 4 to IPhone 5 just because of an extra 1/2 inch... then better think before you marry her... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things… — Louise Roe Copy Share Image
The main reason you should leave a cheater is for health reasons. You're sleeping with everyone that they sleep with. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend and girlfriend stand by each others side on good days and stands even closer on bad days no matter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them. — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have dreamed you into existence because I didn’t even know I needed you. You must have been sent to me.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
You shouldn't really get mad when someone else hits on ya boyfriend/girlfriend, be proud you have someone others want but can't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm not here to grant you the extraordinary love you never had for yourself. I'm here, on my own accord, to love… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
When we were 15, my girlfriend Ruth Kaplan and I applied to the Universidad Ibero-Americana in Mexico City. We were accepted into… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
I don't have relationships for a very long time. I'm famous so that gets in the way. They either really like the… — Amanda Lepore Copy Share Image
She isn't my girlfriend but I love her hugs, her smile, her advice, her kindness and the times we laugh together. I… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Even thou money cannot buy happiness, but it is necessary in keeping your girlfriend forever. Relationships are expensive Boy. What do you… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
“Oh. That. Look, that was a time long time ago. That’s not going to happen this time. I’m clean. I just want… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Guys! While your'e BUSY ignoring your lady, another guy is TRYING really hard to get her attention. While your'e too busy for… — London Mond Copy Share Image
You know, if I look at an auditorium full of high school students and the big man on campus and his girlfriend… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Besides, I’m not looking to get saved. I’m only going with her because it’s what you do when you’re in a relationship.… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
I think there's something about supernatural shows that people see and just want to put me in them! I don't know. I… — Colton Haynes Copy Share Image
“You’re right. The fact that the entire party of fifty guests caught you and Jill Moench kissing in the closet was a… — Katlyn Charlesworth Copy Share Image
“When I was in junior high, I used to think I would turn out to be one of the guys, and boys… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know… — Moby Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing — Dmitry Tursunov Copy Share Image
If your cheating on your girlfriend and she caught you making out with another girl, well there are no excuses no apologies. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
I've always considered Florence as my girlfriend. I don't have to explain my love for this city. — Gabriel Batistuta Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
No girlfriend wants another girl tweeting about her man, talking to him, texting him, thinking about him, looking at him. No one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be… — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
Once you catch yourself trying to make your girlfriend jealous, she'll do 10 times worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is like my iPhone. . . . . . . . . I don't have an iPhone. ;) — Vivek Kumar Copy Share Image
Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance. — Robert Mugabe Copy Share Image
If she is jealous, don't get mad. It's maybe because she is to afraid to lose you.. — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
