“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that. — John Legend Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are not goldfish. You will have to invest some time and effort in them, other than throwing them a text message… — Pratik Kc Copy Share Image
Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional? — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Take your Girlfriend for granted and another Guy will declared her wanted. — Don Stainless Wizzy Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend, beautiful, inside and out. Has a smile that creates smiles for others. Perfectly imperfect, but still perfect for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make her your girl, treat her like your last and make her your wife and keep away the past — Alex Garcia Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is a REAL girlfriend. She's a REAL woman. Faithful. Loyal. She deserves the world, and I'm gonna try to give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend when I was about 13 but we didn't stay together for very long and I've not really been… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her… — Ally Blake Copy Share Image
Initially I was very encouraged. Unfortunately, the mainstream media now seems far more interested in what I said when I was 17… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
I don't think there is just one Louis Vuitton woman. That is why, for the fall/winter 2011 show, I loved the idea… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth,… — FKA twigs Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
“Then, out of the blue, Aaron Winer saved the day. He took her to some movie and made out with her in… — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
“He opens his window and motions for me to open mine. When I do, he tries to say something. His voice barely… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
We do share with my mother what I would refer to as an anxiety gene. And I think it is genetic, that… — Sherry Lansing Copy Share Image
My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
A boyfriend or a girlfriend may be fun, but cannot become a door to the deepest that is hidden in each and… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
Ohh thats your new girlfriend , hmm let her know she is irrelevant two me (; — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
“Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
If he really loves you, he'd commit to you. Not by asking you to be his girlfriend, but by asking you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to stop being mean to my girlfriend, but its not like I do it on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend ain't supposed to know about them hoes, them hoes suppose to know about your girlfriend.! — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
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“He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Girlfriend, if you're waiting for a fairy godmother to show up with a dress and a ride, you're not going to make… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers!.. — TheComedyPost Copy Share Image
“Oh no, was I to be one of those girls who gets attacked by a jealous girlfriend?” — Jenna Elizabeth Johnson Copy Share Image
and the truth was that most of Nash's friends weren't that bad. Their girlfriends were another story. Speaking of bloodthirsty hyenas... — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush Copy Share Image
A sweet line, said by a girlfriend 2 her boyfriend: Life is not interesting, If U R not interested 1. — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
Why do you tell me all the things you should be telling your girlfriend? — Anonymous Copy Share Image