Girlfriend Quotes · Page 27

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

— Anonymous

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

— James de la Vega

I've had more than one girlfriend in my life.

— David Luiz

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to…

— Jim Gaffigan

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any…

— James Blunt

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

— Anthony Jeselnik

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend.

— Carine Roitfeld

I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.…

— Richelle Mead

Having a gf/bf should be your best friend. The one you can tell anything too, the one who will be there first…

— Kevin McCarty

I went to the University of Vermont because I had a kind of unrequited love for this high school girlfriend. She wasn't…

— Ben Affleck

“If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend”

— M.F. Moonzajer

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?

— Ally Carter

I have a lot of friends, and it's not necessary that if I go out for lunch or dinner with someone, they…

— Arbaaz Khan

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was…

— David Henry

They kept asking me over and over again whether I was having a romance with Hitler. Are you Hitler's girlfriend? I laughed…

— Leni Riefenstahl

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

— Usher

I hate myself right now because I know I did wrong by treating you the way I did.....u dont deserve it at…

— Bakare

No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth,…

— FKA twigs

I like playing sport. I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

— Nick D'Aloisio

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males…

— Rita Rudner

Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and…

— Gabriel Iglesias

To me, Kane's always been a good guy, a good teammate. I think now he's got a girlfriend. You can tell, he's…

— Duncan Keith

Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Does Patch have a restraining order against him?' he read. 'Is Patch a felon?' 'Give-me-that!' I hissed furiously. Patch gave a soft…

— Becca Fitzpatrick