The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else! — Keondre Keyy Copy Share Image
D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid u, n say, I wil nvr talk 2 u. — AB Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is an awkward moment when your boss friends your girlfriend on facebook that = creep or creeping. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached. — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you put your phone next to you when your taking a shit and as your wiping your ass,… — Cody Gregory Copy Share Image
I don't like to speak of Islamic violence, because every day, when I browse the newspapers, I see violence, here in Italy...… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
A lil' smile on your face, some purity in u'r voice with a relax shuttering eyes curling your hair back with u'r… — Susiprasad Copy Share Image
I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
My first real kiss was in seventh grade. It was at the movie 'Hardball,' starring Keanu Reeves, and it was with my… — Matt Prokop Copy Share Image
It’s one of those things where when you’re training and fighting, you can’t worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
FOR ASSHOLES WITH GIRLFRIEND: while ur ignoring her, Another guy is giving her attention. while ur giving her problems , Another guy… — Crystal Copy Share Image
What I consider a good part for a woman and what some other Hollywood people think are good women's parts are very… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Just a few things I wanna get of my chest.. so here it goes. Being your girlfriend, Well its the best thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Guys…,f you really love your girlfriend as you claim, please be proud of her. Be her everything and make her feel… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I'm having to do a lot to keep my clothes on and not be cast in girlfriend roles. Some women will say,… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If youre in court being charged with a felony, youre probably going to be… — Monica Raymund Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
If your boyfriend don't like that niggah, don't talk to him. If your girlfriend don't like that bitch, don't talk to her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil. — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Dont stop cause you know that I like it, everytime you walk in the room you got all eyes on you and… — 5SOS Copy Share Image
If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you. — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough… — Joey Lauren Adams Copy Share Image
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet Copy Share Image
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When will you realize , the person you were with or with now , will be important to you later on in life ? — Christel Samedi Copy Share Image
“You’ll be my girlfriend?” he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. “If that’s what you want.” “I want.” Remy… — Veronica Blade Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends your cheating on your girlfriend and they tell her, dont get pissed because you were the one… — Annah Barnette Copy Share Image
